I'm leaving!

I am now the proud owner of thehardwoods.net! Still trying to figure tumblr out, and working the kinks out, but i have my own effin domain! This will still be here for archival purposes...I don't know WHY THE HELL i need an archive for something like this...yeah. Chek it out!

Ma'hogany

So here's something i saw...

...Saturday night, and couldn't believe my ears for network TV. Thought it was tryin too hard to be "Dick in a Box", but it was pretty funny, none the less.

Unemployment is officially over!

After thirty-four days, I have a job. I got my dream part time cooking job (not dream real job, the position for official sleep-in-late-eat-ggod-food-and-make-100000-a-year hasn't become available yet) of cooking pizza back, not at Dion's or Venezzia's but at Mario's Pizzeria and Ristorante. Its pretty awesome. I make pizza for about 5 hours a day durring the week and 10 hours a day on the weekends...not ideal hours, but beggars can't be chosers. The best part about it is that i work next to a 70 something Italian imigrant who has been making pizza for upwards of fifty years. Thats a man who knows his pies. Then there's the funny awkward situations when his wife (mama, we call her) comes into the kitchen and starts yelling at Mario in Italian. I don't quite know what any of it means...but it sonuds pretty awesome. If I could chose a language to cuss people out in other than English it would have to be Italian...without a doubt!

Ma'hogany